Please do tell, when is the last time some of you left the confines of your mothers basement ?
Do you have any recollection of what the average Male looks like ? The average college student ? I feel you've been too long entranced by photoshopped and cherry picked flattering images of models and 'WASP' athletes on anabolic steroids.
You nit pick one, two flaws and use them as a means to justify plummeting your arbitrary rating, as if anyone is perfect in all values, Ronaldos profile isn't 100% ideal or perfect, and what ? You can find a flaw on virtually every one. Not everyone should or will have the same facial shape, which is a good thing. He has a notably Brachycephalic skull & face, he reminds me of the male equivalent of Ronda Rousey, they don't have a huge craniums, tall nor protrusive foreheads or occipital buns, protrusive chins, heightened nasal bridges or anything like that. They have broad, flattened, compact faces. It is what it is, it's not the worst thing ever and you can't say they should have xyz because their entire skulls as a whole are of a certain mold, slapping on xyz trait will throw it all off and it won't work.
-He is tall, a legitimate 6'1 (which is tall, by the way, don't even try argue it. Any time you describe Ronaldo physically, tall is used without fail.)
-He has a thick neck.
-He has a primed physique for all of the 3S's (Strength, Speed, Stamina), supreme fitness. He's a great athlete.
-His facial breadth out does most Men, his Facial-Width-to-Height ratio too is above average.
-His face is comfortably and undeniably above average with regards to 'aesthetics', harmony, ratios, etc, etc. If you think otherwise, please do step away from the screen and venture outdoors.
-Miscellaneous traits; Supreme norwood resistant hairline, great skin tone/tan, deep voice.
You can't at all legitimize an argument for him being anything other than great looking. He may not make you feel funny between the legs, he may not branch under nor adhere to your little Mesaticephalic WASP fetish/ideal, but that doesn't matter, Women adore him, their are many more famous Footballers with little to no adoration from Women. Others whom do, many of them, for example Giroud, have their own flaws but their own pros, for example Giroud has acne vulgaris scars and if he was 5'8 as opposed to 6'3, he'd likely be less highly rated, you can't just take a mans best traits and throw them away which some of you are trying to do with Ronaldo. If you do that with everyone, then no one will be good looking. You say never mind his body and focus on his face, well why not nevermind the faces of his challengers and focus on the bodies, skin, hair, voices ? Contrary to your 'Face = everything' theory, height, bodily bone structure, muscle mass, low body fat, skin tone, voice depth, hair all do matter and Ronaldo ranks very highly in every last one of them. And it's not as if his face is sub par, on the contrary it's vastly above the average so it's quite funny seeing some people try use it as a stick to beat him with, okay, for you his face doesn't look as good as some 1-in-1,000,000 unique looking male model, or some 1-in-500,000 WASP jock on anabolics, and what ? He's on an whole other level than any one you know, please do feel free to post pics of guys you've known in real life whom comfortably beat him out, post them all I want to see it.
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