WORDS. NONE. HAVE. I.
Christine Jordan falsely accused a man she shared a one-night stand with of raping her because he forgotten her name the next time they met.
The 25-year-old was convicted of perverting the course of justice after she lied to police, claiming Kevin Percival, 26, had attacked her.
She wrongly told officers he had followed her home and forced his way into her flat demanding sex.
In reality the pair had consenting sex after drinking beers and vodka with friends in her flat, Cambridge Crown Court heard.
Nicola Devas, prosecuting, told the court Jordan invented the claim last January because the man could not remember her name (SLAYER) when she saw him again in a pub.
She said: "The hope of seeing him is the reason for going down there. He accepted he could not remember her name. Is that why she phoned 999?
SRS. If women didn't have tits, pussy and ass (and babies came about by some other means), can you IMAGINE how different life would be?
brb no sluthate
brb no job cuz I don't need to live anywhere, wash, etc
brb no man would be a father or have a family cuz there'd be no benefit
FUCK. I took a girl home and tried to get her naked. She said "No", so I turned away (not facing her) and said "Fine. Goodnight", then she said: "Well, okay..." - If I had just SLIGHTLY moarr bimax, she probably would have cried rape.