(Go ahead and turn on ANY top 25 hit, because the main target demographic are young, unscarred MS-HS-College people)
Their first year away from home... surrounded by other 18 yo, juvenile hairline and glowing, line and pore-free skin everywhere... everything is like HS except a bit more variety and openness in interests and the welcoming of the stereotypical sexfest. If you are an oldcel, you will remember the difference between youth and oldceldom -- in youth no matter what you are going to do you can muster so much fucking excitement. Imagine that + super low responsibility, tons of free time, alcohol, + society's suggestion of partying. You know what the students call this? They call it raging. Consider all the images that come to mind when you hear the word "rage"... "Raging" all night and all day long after some bullshit, easy as fuck class you don't even have to study for.
The first year of college is the only year where you can literally party every night and still do well in the classes. Colleges may even do this on purpose to secure Fraternity fees and retention rates.
JUST LOL @ your life if you did not go in to college with no MPB, no manletism, no craniofacial deformities at 18 years old fresh out of high school after dreaming about it being the best time of your life. JUST LOL if you didn't do everything you could to make as many friends and bang as many sloots as possible.
JUST LOL @ trying to make up for things. JUST LOL @ going through life making money to keep yourself alive so you can keep realizing how much you were fucked over JUST LOL JUST LOL