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Dorm sex is the pinnacle of life.

Dorm sex:

You and the girl are both 18 year old freshman. You are both new to college and still naive about things. You're growing up together. The girl has seen many teen movies about college and she is eager to become a college slut like in the teen movies, and you're the guy she wants to be a slut with. It's such a thrill to know that you got to fuck this girl that no one else in your social circle got to bang. You truly feel SPECIAL.

It doesn't work if you're 25 and the girl is 19. It just won't be the same. You bring a girl to your apartment and you fuck, but it's not as magical of a feeling as if both you and the girl are 18/19 year old freshmen. When you're 25 and the girl is 19, there is a lingering thought in the back of your mind that the girl thinks of you as an old guy and probably wishes you were younger. You also probably don't have any social circle left, and if you do, it's not a big deal among your friends that you got laid. Most of your peers are tired of all the sex they had during their college years and are getting ready to settle down. Sex is not a big deal anymore. Also, any teen girl you get as 25 year old is going to be fatter, uglier, and more psychologically fucked up than the teens you would have gotten if you were yourself 18-20, even if your face looks aestheitcally better at 25 than it did at 18. Modern teen girls prefer a guy who is at most only 1-2 years older than they are.

What you missed out on:

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There is absolutely NO GOOD reason why, in the 21st century, every person shouldn't have their basic needs met. That means food, shelter, clothing, and transportation for all and, yes, if you are a male, sexual access to attractive females as that is considered a basic need for men as well.
Leebyunghun wrote:The number one source of strife in human existence is the inequality of looks among the male species.
germanDream wrote:a woman would fuck a cute dog or horse over an average faced man ANY day of the week. its not even close. women are repulsed by non male model men
PuaKiller wrote:Most women couldn't last a month as an incel male. They'd suicide. Prostitution would be legal worldwide and virgin shaming would cease if women were put in the shoes of an incel male for even a month. They couldn't handle it.
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OmegaKV wrote:Dorm sex is the pinnacle of life.

Dorm sex:

You and the girl are both 18 year old freshman. You are both new to college and still naive about things. You're growing up together. The girl has seen many teen movies about college and she is eager to become a college slut like in the teen movies, and you're the guy she wants to be a slut with. It's such a thrill to know that you got to fuck this girl that no one else in your social circle got to bang. You truly feel SPECIAL.

It doesn't work if you're 25 and the girl is 19. It just won't be the same. You bring a girl to your apartment and you fuck, but it's not as magical of a feeling as if both you and the girl are 18/19 year old freshmen. When you're 25 and the girl is 19, there is a lingering thought in the back of your mind that the girl thinks of you as an old guy and probably wishes you were younger. You also probably don't have any social circle left, and if you do, it's not a big deal among your friends that you got laid. Most of your peers are tired of all the sex they had during their college years and are getting ready to settle down. Sex is not a big deal anymore. Also, any teen girl you get as 25 year old is going to be fatter, uglier, and more psychologically fucked up than the teens you would have gotten if you were yourself 18-20, even if your face looks aestheitcally better at 25 than it did at 18. Modern teen girls prefer a guy who is at most only 1-2 years older than they are.

What you missed out on:



fuck this earth I am moving back into the dorms for my senior year. I'll be 21 it's not that far off. But first I need to take a year off for the appropriate surgeries and roids. I won't miss out on the college experience.

Are we all ethnik in this thread? Go figure
gobman3000 wrote:If she even passes the threshold of not making you gag by looking at her, then she's out of your league.

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OmegaKV wrote:


Somewhat legit, but I guarantee you that most of us didn't "miss out" on anything. It simply wasn't mean to happen to us in the first place. Personally I was too fat, ugly, and blue pilled not to mention black to be able to accomplish anything my freshman year (and of course I never did). This message is really only applicable if you're an above average white slayer who was simply too pussy and mentally fucked in the head to leave your dorm. This message doesn't apply to guys like me who actually went out there and gave it a try, despite all the strikes against us from the get go.

But fuck hearing that chick moaning through the door is really fucking depressing. I really shouldn't click on threads regarding college. I'm still trying to get over how much of a failure those four years were for me. I can only image she was getting fucked by some white jock or frat boy.
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took my ex gf's virginity as well as lost mine

the first week of college in my dorm room

checking in

No matter how much we looksmax, we will never replicate the spontaneity of people who actually lived life.



Oh come on,you want to have your first experience with a hot skilled escort,not some awkward sex.
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i already gave up on this. i feel almost numb when seeing/hearing this. its over for us.

ende
finito

no HOPE

i'm fine with sex anywhere dorm rooms aren't even comfortable

Gum Cutter wrote:i'm fine with sex anywhere dorm rooms aren't even comfortable


Good job missing the point

18 year old girls are basically grannies, IMO. The pinnacle of life is having sex with a 14 year old blonde girl, in her bedroom while her parents are gone. Sadly that experience is only reserved for BBCs and 8+ WASP guys.

Had dorm sex last night with a freshman. She's 20 though.

If you miss out on sex at 14-16 in high school you should kill yourself. No amount of post-school sex will ever make up for those years of frustrating incel nights when your hormones were going into overdrive while the jocks were pounding the cheerleaders. No amount of post-school sex will ever make up for not smashing prime, tight, pre-slut-period pussy.

I lost my virginity at 19 and no amount of sex at this stage will make up for the lost years.

The girl in the video is a damn cock blocker
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TemporaryDeprivation wrote:Had dorm sex last night with a freshman. She's 20 though.

If you miss out on sex at 14-16 in high school you should kill yourself. No amount of post-school sex will ever make up for those years of frustrating incel nights when your hormones were going into overdrive while the jocks were pounding the cheerleaders. No amount of post-school sex will ever make up for not smashing prime, tight, pre-slut-period pussy.

I lost my virginity at 19 and no amount of sex at this stage will make up for the lost years.



hi ambition, nice to see yuo
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Chad wrote:i already gave up on this. i feel almost numb when seeing/hearing this. its over for us.

ende
finito

no HOPE


I wish I could just be numb to this shit and not care. I envy you in that sense.

gobman3000 wrote:I'd rather save my sanity by not watching those videos. I can watch any other type of video on the internet except those. Envy is one emotion that can still cause massive stress.


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I am X age therefore I'm going to say life ends at X age. It's getting old.

OmegaKV wrote:Dorm sex is the pinnacle of life.

Dorm sex:

You and the girl are both 18 year old freshman. You are both new to college and still naive about things. You're growing up together. The girl has seen many teen movies about college and she is eager to become a college slut like in the teen movies, and you're the guy she wants to be a slut with. It's such a thrill to know that you got to fuck this girl that no one else in your social circle got to bang. You truly feel SPECIAL.

It doesn't work if you're 25 and the girl is 19. It just won't be the same. You bring a girl to your apartment and you fuck, but it's not as magical of a feeling as if both you and the girl are 18/19 year old freshmen. When you're 25 and the girl is 19, there is a lingering thought in the back of your mind that the girl thinks of you as an old guy and probably wishes you were younger. You also probably don't have any social circle left, and if you do, it's not a big deal among your friends that you got laid. Most of your peers are tired of all the sex they had during their college years and are getting ready to settle down. Sex is not a big deal anymore. Also, any teen girl you get as 25 year old is going to be fatter, uglier, and more psychologically fucked up than the teens you would have gotten if you were yourself 18-20, even if your face looks aestheitcally better at 25 than it did at 18. Modern teen girls prefer a guy who is at most only 1-2 years older than they are.

What you missed out on:



How is that video supposed to make me envious if I can't even see how hot the girl is?

Thank god i never missed out on it. I fucked my ex in a college hallway at night while people were studying down the hall. College girls are such sluts and will fuck anywhere. Fucking them in public areas turns them on.
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Morpheus wrote:Thank god i never missed out on it. I fucked my ex in a college hallway at night while people were studying down the hall. College girls are such sluts and will fuck anywhere. Fucking them in public areas turns them on.


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Slayers start slaying in middle school. Sex as a HS senior is late, no?

Iced Earth wrote:Oh come on,you want to have your first experience with a hot skilled escort,not some awkward sex.


Yeah, that's how I had my first experience.

Anyway I was prematurely bald at the age dorm sex was taking place, so no need to kill myself, I was already sexually dead then.
5'6" manlet
thin framecel
unable to put on muscle or bulk up
baldcel
ethnic-looking
small recessed chin
no defined jawline
"boxhead"
lower + middle facial thirds combined = size of upper facial third
baldness-inflicted uneven facial thirds
short-sighted
overgrown body hair
41 years old
net worth < $100.000.00
Socially outcasted my entire life
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