My first rejection - it was brutal

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Yesterday was day two of my quest to lose my virginity at 46. On day one, I wrote about how I went to the university library and got an IOI from this cute 18 year old girl. I wore sunglasses, a black trenchcoat, and spoke with a fake New York accent. That worked pretty well for me on day one, so I decided to do it again on day two.

I went back to the library yesterday at the same time to see if the girl I saw the other day would be there again. I waited there for about 20 minutes but I did not see her. But as I was waiting, I saw this really young cute Asian girl walk in. I'm not usually into Asian girls but this one was especially hot. She was an 8/10 facially. She was dressed rather modestly, but you could tell by the contours of her clothing that she had really big boobs for an Asian.

She sat down and started logging into the computer. I was nervous about approaching her, but it was now or never. If I don't talk to her now, I may never see her again. The entire row she was sitting in had available computers, but I went and sat in the one right next to her. I turned to her and said with my fake New York accent:

Cool Smoke: The name's Cool Smoke.
Asian Girl: What?
Cool Smoke: You can call me Smoke for short.

At this point she gave me an IOI. She looked kind of annoyed when I first sat down next to her, but now she had a big smile on her face.

Cool Smoke: What's your name?
Asian Girl: My name is Karen.
Cool Smoke: Nice to meet you, Karen.

Then she said the following, still with the same big beautiful smile on her face.

Asian Girl: Hey, why are you talking like that?
Cool Smoke: It's a New York accent.
Asian Girl: You're from New York?

I think she kind of picked up on the fact that my accent was fake. Maybe she was from New York or something so she was able to tell there as something off with my accent. I had to come up with an excuse fast.

Cool Smoke: Actually no. I'm from Iowa, but I kind of picked up a New York accent over the years. You see, my favorite show I used to watch when I was in my 20s was Beast Wars and my favorite character was Rattrap. Rattrap was this rat who talked with a New York accent, and I kind of picked up his accent after years of watching the show.
Asian Girl: Wow, that's interesting.

She was still smiling big at this point. She had been giving me this IOI ever since we started talking. She was sending me the signals, so I decided it was time to KINO escalate. I put my hands on her boobs.

Then all of a sudden her big smile turned into a scowl, and her jaw dropped wide open. She said: "Get away from me you perv! Old perv!"

That hurt. She sent me a signal, and all I was doing was acting on it. Don't want me to KINO escalate? Then stop sending me the signals. What the f*ck was I supposed to do? I can't read minds.

But still, that really hurt. Made me feel sad for the rest of the day and in fact now I still feel sad. I wanted to cry but tears wouldn't come out. Later that day when I went home I really did cry.



Kino escalation is supposed to start with light touching such as touching her arm or trying to hold her hand first.

Nice troll post moron. Why fake an accent?



animus_ wrote:Kino escalation is supposed to start with light touching such as touching her arm or trying to hold her hand first.

Nice troll post moron. Why fake an accent?


Not a troll. The fake accent was because I have a really high pitched voice. A high pitched accent doesn't really suit any accent well except for the New York accent. This is why I chose to speak with a New York accent.

Virgin @ 46? Are you a wizard? Like wtf are you mentally disturbed with Down's syndrome or was your face obliterated in a chemical waste accident?



howdidiwinduphere wrote:Virgin @ 46? Are you a wizard? Like wtf are you mentally disturbed with Down's syndrome or was your face obliterated in a chemical waste accident?


He sat around jerking off all day for 46 years then decided to lose his virginity :D
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CoolSmoke wrote:Yesterday was day two of my quest to lose my virginity at 46. On day one, I wrote about how I went to the university library and got an IOI from this cute 18 year old girl. I wore sunglasses, a black trenchcoat, and spoke with a fake New York accent. That worked pretty well for me on day one, so I decided to do it again on day two.

I went back to the library yesterday at the same time to see if the girl I saw the other day would be there again. I waited there for about 20 minutes but I did not see her. But as I was waiting, I saw this really young cute Asian girl walk in. I'm not usually into Asian girls but this one was especially hot. She was an 8/10 facially. She was dressed rather modestly, but you could tell by the contours of her clothing that she had really big boobs for an Asian.

She sat down and started logging into the computer. I was nervous about approaching her, but it was now or never. If I don't talk to her now, I may never see her again. The entire row she was sitting in had available computers, but I went and sat in the one right next to her. I turned to her and said with my fake New York accent:

Cool Smoke: The name's Cool Smoke.
Asian Girl: What?
Cool Smoke: You can call me Smoke for short.

At this point she gave me an IOI. She looked kind of annoyed when I first sat down next to her, but now she had a big smile on her face.

Cool Smoke: What's your name?
Asian Girl: My name is Karen.
Cool Smoke: Nice to meet you, Karen.

Then she said the following, still with the same big beautiful smile on her face.

Asian Girl: Hey, why are you talking like that?
Cool Smoke: It's a New York accent.
Asian Girl: You're from New York?

I think she kind of picked up on the fact that my accent was fake. Maybe she was from New York or something so she was able to tell there as something off with my accent. I had to come up with an excuse fast.

Cool Smoke: Actually no. I'm from Iowa, but I kind of picked up a New York accent over the years. You see, my favorite show I used to watch when I was in my 20s was Beast Wars and my favorite character was Rattrap. Rattrap was this rat who talked with a New York accent, and I kind of picked up his accent after years of watching the show.
Asian Girl: Wow, that's interesting.

She was still smiling big at this point. She had been giving me this IOI ever since we started talking. She was sending me the signals, so I decided it was time to KINO escalate. I put my hands on her boobs.

Then all of a sudden her big smile turned into a scowl, and her jaw dropped wide open. She said: "Get away from me you perv! Old perv!"

That hurt. She sent me a signal, and all I was doing was acting on it. Don't want me to KINO escalate? Then stop sending me the signals. What the f*ck was I supposed to do? I can't read minds.

But still, that really hurt. Made me feel sad for the rest of the day and in fact now I still feel sad. I wanted to cry but tears wouldn't come out. Later that day when I went home I really did cry.




this can't be real?

so much aspiness. i mean .. just reaching for her boob like that? who does that sort of stuff. i mean really?

it's gotta be a troll job. good one though, I actually laughed out Loud HARD


BRAVO

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you need professional help
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This cheered me up a bit. Keep doing what you are doing buddy, you are comedy gold.

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