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@MistGeburt3000 better get the fuck in here.

Instead of crying and complaining about your face being "bloath", invest time in your son and help him become a slayer. Don't be a bastard. If you keep ignoring him chances are he will become a traumacel, aspiecel 30 year old virgin future popular poster on SlutHate.
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To add to your list:

1: Make him play sports
2: Force him to socialize if he doesn't naturally
3: Make sure motherfucker doesn't mouth breathe
4: Teach him to retaliate against bullies with force
5: Intellectually challenge him from the beginning to add to intelligence as much as possible.

But before any of these, make sure that hes mother is tall, robust and white.

Have HGH and other roids prepared if everything else fails



StongCheekbonesBrah wrote:If you have a son what are you going to do for him that you wish someone did for you?

Me personally:

Teach him mike mews oral posture techniques early on
Have his mother breastfeed him for 1-2 years
Make him eat healthy hard foods
No porn/internet at home

What else can we do IF we have sons? Anything behavioral wise?
That's a mistake. The internet is a useful tool. Furthermore prohibition of any substance (idea in this case) leads to increased use.


Educate him about the dangers and make sure he is well equipped to handle all the worlds challenges.
Absent-minded intellectual

Chief Beef wrote:
StongCheekbonesBrah wrote:If you have a son what are you going to do for him that you wish someone did for you?

Me personally:

Teach him mike mews oral posture techniques early on
Have his mother breastfeed him for 1-2 years
Make him eat healthy hard foods
No porn/internet at home

What else can we do IF we have sons? Anything behavioral wise?
That's a mistake. The internet is a useful tool. Furthermore prohibition of any substance (idea in this case) leads to increased use.


Educate him about the dangers and make sure he is well equipped to handle all the worlds challenges.


Agreed.

MistGeburt's son first post on SH:

Hi, I'm MistGeburt's son. I just found out my dad used to post on this forum before killing himself about 10 years ago, and apparently he was very popular here. He was never present in my life, which I think is the reason why I have aspergers and I'm also a traumatized psychopath. :pistodouble: :pistodouble:

Why he never told me to not mouth breath when I was a kid? Why he never told me to practice sports growing up? Why he never told me about nutrition theory? Now I'm subhuman He was such an egocentric retard. He was too busy posting here rather than helping me become a slayer. :pistodouble: :pistodouble:

How many surgeries away I am from my first approach? :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: :uzi:
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I honestly don't see whats the big deal with porn ... I would be more worried if he didn't want to fap all the time.

StongCheekbonesBrah wrote:
bennyb wrote:I honestly don't see whats the big deal with porn ... I would be more worried if he didn't want to fap all the time.



This post is the exact problem with todays society.

Fap and Porn arent synonymous. One is good for you the other is like a mind virus. Porn destroys lives. Its an addiction. I will not have my son watching that shit!


Haha I think society has bigger problems then a bunch of guys wanking to porn

High fat diet with grass-fed whole milk every day of puberty, plus broccoli to inhibit estrogen and keep growth plates open. Make sure he goes to bed no later than 10pm and gets 8+ hours of sleep every night UNLESS he's slaying and forming valuable life experiences. This combined with no mouth breathing should be enough to ensure he becomes an optimal human being, and everything else will fall into place according to FACE law. Anything further is helicopter parenting.

1. Lift weights as early as possible.
2. Teach him fighting sports as early as possible.
Elliot Rodger's henchman crew
Leaving a basement is a waste of time for sub8 crew

AlphaWannabe wrote:1. Lift weights as early as possible.


ps: I know no.1 could be controversial, but it's safe if done properly and Guliano Stroe will be a beast in future, trust me.

- marry a chick above 5 foot 9
- make the kid vegetable and fruit smoothies EVERY DAY
- tongue on roof
- let him play a lot (being active)
- get him into strength exercises at age 13-14
- teach him to dress well in high school
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notaslayer wrote:- make the kid vegetable and fruit smoothies EVERY DAY

Not too much of this or you'll inhibit DHT and give him a sub5" cawk. This type of diet is better after puberty when norwooding becomes a risk.

notaslayer wrote:- marry a chick above 5 foot 9
- make the kid vegetable and fruit smoothies EVERY DAY
- tongue on roof
- let him play a lot (being active)
- get him into strength exercises at age 13-14
- teach him to dress well in high school
-


Your son is gonna be even bigger incel then you are.

It's all about meat(preferably grass feed)

StongCheekbonesBrah wrote:@ FaceDay

That true? Shit i better hop on that now then cause im norwooding a little. :(

Yes, most plant oils (non-processed) and some phytonutrients are natural DHT inhibitors. Use coconut oil (lauric acid), green tea, fermented soy, and saw palmetto for a good natty stack, but don't expect to regrow without drugs.

bennyb wrote:
notaslayer wrote:- marry a chick above 5 foot 9
- make the kid vegetable and fruit smoothies EVERY DAY
- tongue on roof
- let him play a lot (being active)
- get him into strength exercises at age 13-14
- teach him to dress well in high school
-


Your son is gonna be even bigger incel then you are.

It's all about meat(preferably grass feed)
maybe once a week, once a month. In no way is it healthy, affordable, or renewable to eat grass-fed red meat every day.

No video games
Enroll him in mma school asap.
Help him do his homework.
Encourage him to talk to women.
No nerd shitlike starwars and comics
Good diet
Lift a few light weights
Enroll him to sparring

JebusN0rmalfa6 wrote:Enroll him in mma school asap.

Please don't do this, he'll be hanging out with incels.

FaceDay wrote:
JebusN0rmalfa6 wrote:Enroll him in mma school asap.

Please don't do this, he'll be hanging out with incels.
This and you'll have to mingle with the mma-incel dads taking their sons in.

Just beat him, that will toughen him up more the mma ever could

FaceDay wrote:High fat diet with grass-fed whole milk every day of puberty, plus broccoli to inhibit estrogen and keep growth plates open. Make sure he goes to bed no later than 10pm and gets 8+ hours of sleep every night UNLESS he's slaying and forming valuable life experiences. This combined with no mouth breathing should be enough to ensure he becomes an optimal human being, and everything else will fall into place according to FACE law. Anything further is helicopter parenting.
High fat diet? Yeah hell be a fatass

Chief Beef wrote:
FaceDay wrote:Please don't do this, he'll be hanging out with incels.
This and you'll have to mingle with the mma-incel dads taking their sons in.

Just beat him, that will toughen him up more the mma ever could

No thatll make him a pussy

bennyb wrote:
notaslayer wrote:- marry a chick above 5 foot 9
- make the kid vegetable and fruit smoothies EVERY DAY
- tongue on roof
- let him play a lot (being active)
- get him into strength exercises at age 13-14
- teach him to dress well in high school
-


Your son is gonna be even bigger incel then you are.

It's all about meat(preferably grass feed)

Fuck meat

Chief Beef wrote:
FaceDay wrote:Please don't do this, he'll be hanging out with incels.
This and you'll have to mingle with the mma-incel dads taking their sons in.

Just beat him, that will toughen him up more the mma ever could


Pacifist faggots lol.
Teaching your son mma = will destroy any bullies that will try to lower his self esteem. I'll make sure my child gives a bully 2 black eyes bloody nose and loose tooth. I will teach my child TO FIGHT BACK AND DESTROY EVIL BULLIES.

When I was a child. I used my kickboxing skills to fight off bullies.

Lol it's not about being tough. It's about dishing out damage

Nutrition - feed him well.
Sports - build his body, help his coordination, raise his self esteem.
Independence - let him learn to do things himself early. Don't baby him.
Face watch - keep an eye on his facial development. Let him know about proper oral posture, watch out for any problems in general.

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