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Basically, every week on reddit there's half a dozen dudes that get so fucked over by their girlfriends/wives that it goes beyond funny and becomes hilarious.

Just wondering if anyone wants to make a group effort to compile and update a catalog of funny stories so when a incel gets down on a friday night, he can read some stories about how a girlfriend of five years was fucking the dude's best friend for the last three years of his relationship.
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Post some stories here to generate interest. The only guys that get cheated on that brutally are socially dumb.
Two or three surgeries away from being Ja Rule gang.

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PostThis post by cats was deleted by puanewb on Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:26 am.
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Me [26 M] me GF [22 F] of 5 months, She had black-out drunken sex on vacation and is now pregnant. Need advice.

http://redditlog.com/snapshots/887033


Get them from redpill, they have ppl that get these from all the other reddit sources. they are so good the titles sell themselves
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GENETIC GOD wrote:
Faceless Void wrote:Me [26 M] me GF [22 F] of 5 months, She had black-out drunken sex on vacation and is now pregnant. [b]Need advice.
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http://redditlog.com/snapshots/887033


Get them from redpill, they have ppl that get these from all the other reddit sources. they are so good the titles sell themselves

Although the cases like this are sad, I always laugh when I see " Need advice" thing. What the hell are you supposed to do other than:
- Get revenge or/and
- Dump the bitch.
Murder her. That's the best advice I can give
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Was it a mistake for me to tell my fiance my "real" number? I think hes judging me for it?

http://www.redditlog.com/snapshots/924289

tldr, "But hes a really cool guy and weve always thought of this relationship as full of trust and being honest all the time, and always having each others backs. So I decided to tell him my "real" number, and I said 73."
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Not exactly me who caught her but, a friend of mine who lived in my building sold weed and as a precaution he had security cameras set up to watch our front door. He had me come over and watch the footage one night. He tells me that when I go to work some big black guy knocks on the window and my then girlfriend let's him in. Sure enough we watch the video and for the several days he had recorded, like clockwork I go to work and about half an hour later here comes dude knocking and her letting him in. I decided that the next day I skip work and leave like normal but catch them. I left for "work" but instead went to my friends apartment and watched the video. After a bit here came dude knocking. After she let him in I waited about 15 minutes then quietly went back. I snuck in and there they were in the living room, him on the couch, her on her knees sucking his dick. I freaked them out, he jumped up and left, she cried and said she was sorry and had a problem. Turns out dude was a crack dealer and she was sucking and fucking for crack. She told me it was only once and a mistake. I told her my buddy had it on video for at least a week and she says, "he needs to mind his own fucking business." I promptly kicked the bitch out and thanked my buddy for saving me from a terrible situation.


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@cola, get them off theredpill from reddit, there's like 2 a day. post them here if you find good ones.

My fiancé [25f] dumped me [26M] on Tuesday. Today she tells me she wants the apartment to herself tomorrow for her Valentine’s date.

http://redditlog.com/snapshots/219665
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PostThis post by cats was deleted by puanewb on Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:26 am.
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I never had this type of interaction before so I was visibly uncomfortable and then he started talking up my wife or so I guess to make me feel better. Of the things he said the one thing that stood out was oh boy is she a freak (when it comes to sex). I have been with my wife for 8 years, and I could say freak is the farthest thing from it. He was kind of drunk and then he starts telling me the crazy stories from the past. One of them being, having sex outside of the mall and a cop showing up. Another one was they had anal sex when they went camping and they got the tent all crazy. I stood there in front of him and I just wanted to punch this guy in the face. He tells me, well you are one lucky guy.

The rest of the party I felt extremely uneasy, and when I saw my wife I just wanted to yell at here however I kept my cool.

For us, I don’t think she has ever given me an actual blow job, she will put my penis in her mouth for 5 seconds and move on. I have asked her if she could make more of an effort she always says she isn’t a slut.


This story brings Tyger tier feelings of PAIN
That hypocrisy..Although it shouldn't surprise me,it still "disturbs"me.
Chop that fucking slut's head off!
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In what planet would it NOT matter how much nigger, drug dealer, sociopath, jock and homeless dick your wife sucked in the past?
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Faceless Void wrote:Was it a mistake for me to tell my fiance my "real" number? I think hes judging me for it?

http://www.redditlog.com/snapshots/924289

tldr, "But hes a really cool guy and weve always thought of this relationship as full of trust and being honest all the time, and always having each others backs. So I decided to tell him my "real" number, and I said 73."


73!!!

This chick is 22 years old as well.
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Faceless Void wrote:Why ,oh, why is it considered "okay" or "forgivable" to cheat if its with someone famous? [M29/F27]

http://redditlog.com/snapshots/235177


"In the last 2 days I have received a dozen phone calls from her, her dad, MY MOM, my sister. All of them siding with her. Her dad even told me I just need to "man up", and when it comes to famous people "that it doesn't really count". I had respect for that man before that..."

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Me [35 M] the wife[28 F] married 3 years. Jesus fucking Christ. WTF!?

http://www.redditlog.com/snapshots/152085

tldr "TL;DR: Thought my life was fucking fantastic because I had an amazing wife. Found out she has been fucking a lot of random people over the course of our marriage. Fuck."

Ok enough for one day. Too much sweet candy gets tiring.
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Faceless Void wrote:Me [35 M] the wife[28 F] married 3 years. Jesus fucking Christ. WTF!?

http://www.redditlog.com/snapshots/152085

tldr "TL;DR: Thought my life was fucking fantastic because I had an amazing wife. Found out she has been fucking a lot of random people over the course of our marriage. Fuck."

Ok enough for one day. Too much sweet candy gets tiring.


legit, I feel depressed as fuck after reading those stories for like the past two hours
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cats wrote:There are so many it would fill an entire server room.

I swear some guys are just born to be cuckolds. Girls just take advantage and the guys just keep taking it over and over.

All the more encouraging to archive it, the incel mind will be forever changed when they see this all compiled
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Faceless Void wrote:Me [35 M] the wife[28 F] married 3 years. Jesus fucking Christ. WTF!?

http://www.redditlog.com/snapshots/152085

tldr "TL;DR: Thought my life was fucking fantastic because I had an amazing wife. Found out she has been fucking a lot of random people over the course of our marriage. Fuck."

Ok enough for one day. Too much sweet candy gets tiring.


You think the guy's story is fucked up? Read the responses. These reddit scum aren't even sympathizing with him, they're getting mad at him for calling his wife a "whore."
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Faceless Void wrote:Why ,oh, why is it considered "okay" or "forgivable" to cheat if its with someone famous? [M29/F27]

http://redditlog.com/snapshots/235177


just man up, bro!

"where are u I just got back. The concert was amazing, I got you a gift [justin bieber's homemade cream pie]. ;)
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