I lost my virginity

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Ambition out. This might be the beginning of my departure from this community.



from a civ or escort?
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just lol at your life if girls aren't smiling at you like this

It would've been better if I had lasted longer, but I don't really care. She was not disappointed.

Civilian, yes.



We need some deets mate.

How did you string this together?

We need some inspiration....
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How old are you?
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[img/]http://i58.tinypic.com/5uhenn.jpg[/img]

RodgerRabbit wrote:Trying to fix yourself is literally a race against the clock. It's a catch 22. By the time you've fixed all the flaws that prevented you from slaying, you will have lost the one thing most essential to slaying in the first place -- youth.
NewGenious119 wrote:This idea that nobody owes anyone anything completely goes against the entire point of even having a society in the first place. If society doesn't owe an individual person anything, then the individual owes society nothing either, so don't be surprised when they take their frustration out on the world.

There is absolutely NO GOOD reason why, in the 21st century, every person shouldn't have their basic needs met. That means food, shelter, clothing, and transportation for all and, yes, if you are a male, sexual access to attractive females as that is considered a basic need for men as well.
Leebyunghun wrote:The number one source of strife in human existence is the inequality of looks among the male species.
germanDream wrote:a woman would fuck a cute dog or horse over an average faced man ANY day of the week. its not even close. women are repulsed by non male model men
PuaKiller wrote:Most women couldn't last a month as an incel male. They'd suicide. Prostitution would be legal worldwide and virgin shaming would cease if women were put in the shoes of an incel male for even a month. They couldn't handle it.
firehaze wrote:If a girl has never made it obvious that she likes you then you're a lot more subhuman than you think.



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This kid probably used social circle and met the girl at a party or a mutual friends like 99% of other people.
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Nordic is ambition guys... just lol @ him only getting laid now, he looks like an MM
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he is MM tier, its time he got laid, this doesnt mean any virgins reading this will get laid, most of you are a sub5

I'm in my first weeks of university. We party non-stop. I met this girl from my major on a bus stop last Friday, and we got talking. We went on the same bus together, and by the time she had reached her destination, I could tell she was nearly in love with me. Her eyes kept searching my face all the time, and she constantly bit her lip. Later that night, I met her at a party. I grabbed her hand, we danced together for a few minutes, we took a few shots together, and then I stroked her hair and went for a kiss. She averted the kiss, but dragged me by my hand to the backyard. She went on and on about how incredibly handsome I am, and how she's not worthy of me, and that she loves sucking dick. We kissed a bit, I felt her ass and tits, and we walked to her place. This was 20 minutes after I arrived at the party. She said she was nearly certain that I'd just gotten out of a long, long relationship. I said "no comment". By the time we arrived at her place, she said she didn't give a shit whether I had micropenis syndrome, because I was that handsome.

First, we went in to the shower. I tried fingering her asshole, but she wouldn't let me. Then we went to the bed. She sucked my dick, I ate her pussy, I sucked her tits, and fucked her. We made out all the time. I never came that night, and I don't think she did neither. Then we fell asleep and woke up 8-9 hours later. Then we made out some, I sucked her tits a lot more, and I fucked her pussy again and creampied her this time. She kept moaning about how my dick was so big. We spent a few more hours in bed. She said she had been told that all boys in our major looked like shit, but then she saw me on the bus, and called her friend a liar.

This was neither social circle or any mutual friends whatsoever. She just loved my face.

All these porn-star like performances guys post her from their first time :roll: :roll:
Escort crew
Workcel crew
Oldcel crew

Well that was a fun story about something I'll never get to experience.

Thanks genetics!

edit: how hot was the girl?
Last edited by Faceless Void on Sun Aug 17, 2014 3:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Whoever has will be given more; whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them

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Nordic wrote:I'm in my first weeks of university. We party non-stop. I met this girl from my major on a bus stop last Friday, and we got talking. We went on the same bus together, and by the time she had reached her destination, I could tell she was nearly in love with me. Her eyes kept searching my face all the time, and she constantly bit her lip. Later that night, I met her at a party. I grabbed her hand, we danced together for a few minutes, we took a few shots together, and then I stroked her hair and went for a kiss. She averted the kiss, but dragged me by my hand to the backyard. She went on and on about how incredibly handsome I am, and how she's not worthy of me, and that she loves sucking dick. We kissed a bit, I felt her ass and tits, and we walked to her place. This was 20 minutes after I arrived at the party. She said she was nearly certain that I'd just gotten out of a long, long relationship. I said "no comment". By the time we arrived at her place, she said she didn't give a shit whether I had micropenis syndrome, because I was that handsome.

First, we went in to the shower. I tried fingering her asshole, but she wouldn't let me. Then we went to the bed. She sucked my dick, I ate her pussy, I sucked her tits, and fucked her. We made out all the time. I never came that night, and I don't think she did neither. Then we fell asleep and woke up 8-9 hours later. Then we made out some, I sucked her tits a lot more, and I fucked her pussy again and creampied her this time. She kept moaning about how my dick was so big. We spent a few more hours in bed. She said she had been told that all boys in our major looked like shit, but then she saw me on the bus, and called her friend a liar.

This was neither social circle or any mutual friends whatsoever. She just loved my face.


SuicideIsTheAnswer for sub7s
gobman3000 wrote:If she even passes the threshold of not making you gag by looking at her, then she's out of your league.

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how hot was she?
alienfranco wrote:My creepy uncle and his pitbull are probably the only ones alive who care about me. My uncle's pitbull is always happy when she sees me.




backagain wrote:Well, life is a series of hills and valleys - its just a matter of patience to get to the next hill, the next high point - savour the moments when they come but don't be foolish enough to think they last


Pariah wrote:It's addicting because it has this weird combination of truth you won't find elsewhere with total insanity

You're actually one pervy little fucker, ambition. Far different than what you seemed to be on tinychat.
PinVistheonlyIOI wrote:I legit looked at the mirror for 2 hrs just being pissed at myself for being so ugly

PuaKiller wrote:LOL at having your dick Jew'd off when you're an infant. 8-)

Why Always Me? wrote:
Nordic wrote:She kept moaning about how my dick was so big.


How big is it ?


7.5 x 5.5 inches.

Norwood Cemetery wrote:Did you fall asleep before the money shot? ;)


What's the "money shot"?

Faceless Void wrote:Well that was a fun story about something I'll never get to experience.

Thanks genetics!

edit: how hot was the girl?


I think she's a 6-6.5/10. Some tinychatters rated her 7.5, but the picture was good.

EscortAddict wrote:All these porn-star like performances guys post her from their first time :roll: :roll:


I tried emulating porn. I don't know how people have "normal" sex. And it was not some miraculous performance. I can hardly imagine she orgasmed.

this is the most legit tr ive ever read on the internet. the only way to get laid in college is for a girl to love your face, my experience the same.
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lms_zombie wrote:Was she ethnikkkk or white ? OP how old r you?


The girl he's talking about is Manassi from tinychat.

bigfoot wrote:
lms_zombie wrote:Was she ethnikkkk or white ? OP how old r you?


The girl he's talking about is Manassi from tinychat.


lol srs? She is a butt ugly ethnikkk indian hoe.

Congrats ambition! You are not an aspie after all! So what's going to happen further? Is she becoming your steady girlfriend/fwb or do you have the ambition to increase your laycount now that you have lost virginity?
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OP is good looking, it was just a matter of time, its written in his DNA code that he would get to produce
PostThis post by TimWhatley was deleted by puanewb on Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:05 pm.
Reason: Requested via PM

TimWhatley wrote:You had bareback sex with a girl you practically just met? Are you dense? Did you at least buy the pill of the day after? or is she on the pill/contraceptive patch?


She said she had Nexplanon.

lms_zombie wrote:Was she ethnikkkk or white ? OP how old r you?


White. I'm 19.

you experienced what I wanted my entire life, a female to worship me

you are living DJL my friend, i am envious
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