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My brothers who have been harmed by cheating GFs, do not take out your anger on me. I am a simple messenger.
Background story: I'm feeling horny last week, go check CL ads because it worked once before (and the other 10 times it was gay dudes posing as women). I see this ad that goes along the lines of ''I need rough sex, and a big dick''.
Either way, I just make a copy paste and message like 10 ads when I go on there. This chick ends up replying and tells me to add her on msn to chat. At this point I'm 95% it's a gay dude, but my dick followed that 5% chance:
2012-01-25 23:20:54 Mike s b BOOM
2012-01-25 23:22:19 s Mike hi mike
2012-01-25 23:22:22 s Mike how's it going?
2012-01-25 23:22:26 Mike s There we go
2012-01-25 23:23:30 s Mike I'm ok, just bored
2012-01-25 23:23:30 Mike s its going good, but it might change if I find out that you're a guy or tranny lol
2012-01-25 23:23:34 Mike s what about you?
2012-01-25 23:23:42 s Mike in not a guy nor a tranny haha is that common?
Then... lmao:
2012-01-25 23:38:12 s Mike my boyfriend could be on this
2012-01-25 23:38:29 s Mike but then that's pretty hyrpocritical
2012-01-25 23:38:35 s Mike haha
2012-01-25 23:38:41 Mike s oh, I see![]()
2012-01-25 23:39:14 s Mike So , how was your evening mike
2012-01-25 23:39:37 Mike s I guess I get why youre looking to be discreet then
2012-01-25 23:39:50 s Mike yes, very discreet. I'm a pretty respectable person
We talk for roughly an hour, and then:
2012-01-26 00:35:40 s Mike how long would it take for you to get here?
2012-01-26 00:35:43 Mike s yeah I get it, not a problem for me
2012-01-26 00:36:02 Mike s about 25 mins
2012-01-26 00:36:31 s Mike ok, well my address is 3588 xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2012-01-26 00:36:58 s Mike number is xxxxxxxxxxxxx, call me when you're here
2012-01-26 00:37:04 Mike s yeah I know that street, I used to work nearby
2012-01-26 00:37:56 s Mike I want to ****
2012-01-26 00:38:01 Mike s BJ lesson too?
2012-01-26 00:38:05 s Mike but you can show me how to do that right
2012-01-26 00:38:18 Mike s gotcha
2012-01-26 00:38:25 s Mike eys
2012-01-26 00:38:27 s Mike yes
2012-01-26 00:39:01 s Mike So, see you in half hour?
2012-01-26 00:39:10 s Mike ok
2012-01-26 00:39:12 s Mike ttyl!
2012-01-26 00:39:16 Mike s cool, let me grab a shower real quick
2012-01-26 00:39:31 Mike s ill txt you
I asked for a pic, she put one up on her msn profile for like 5 mins, but didn't send any because she was worried about her BF finding out or wtv.
At this point, I'm fairly convinced that I'm gonna get raped by 10 black guys in a dark alley (what kind of chick invites a stranger to her place in the middle of the night?). I show up, she opens the door, says she has 5 roomates so we have to be discreet, it's a big place though (2 floors, roomies upstairs, her room is downstairs).
We start talking, she's kinda awkward. Then she starts pouring rhum with OJ. I forgot to mention, this chick is asian, math major, about 5'5 with dat ass and nice perky tits, cute face (and that's coming from a guy who usually doesn't really like asian chicks no racist). Anyways, she blew me, then we 69d, wrapped it up and tapped that gushy gushy. Took a break, during which she kept asking ''Guys cheat all the time, right?'' trying to rationalize her whoreness while telling me how much bigger I am than her BF (kinda felt bad for the guy lol).
Yesterday I text her, we sext a bit, then she invites me over at like 10PM, I get there and shes TEXTING HER BF. That's so messed up, she was like ''Ahah he has no clue, I just told him I'm cooking wtv i dont even feel guilty about it, he can't fuk me good'' I was mind=blown at how heartless this apparently quiet/nice asian bish was. I can't even fathom how sneaky actual bitches can be. Ended up hitting that twice again in every possible position, then bailed right after I was done the 2nd time. I remember him texting her while I was banging her the first time and between round 1 and 2 she was like ''Oh give me a sec, he's so annoying let me text him real fast'', I didn't see what she texted it exactly, but it was along of the lines of ''luv u babe xoxoxo good night'' seconds after having a strangers dick fill up her holes. faith in women = shattered
How can I ever trust a GF after seeing that kinda messed up shiit?
As for MISCers who will try to take the high moral ground, if it wasn't me, it would've been some other guy. Plus, I care more about my sexual needs than hurting some guy's feelings who I've never met.
Cliffs: women are whores, never trust one.
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