Cuntspotting - do you recognise any of these types? (UK)

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Out and about in Britain's green and pleasant land, I've seen many different types of females. And despite there being so many flavours and varieties, in my personal opinion they all have one thing in common: they are all cunts. Some of the more common examples are as follows - and if I've forgotten any, my apologies:

The Urban Free-Wheeling Cunt:
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Predominantly middle-class, these cunts are easily identified due to their mish-mash of clothing cultures; bastardizing different fashions from all eras until they all end up looking... exactly the fucking same. Stinking ballet pumps, drooping tops, tight jeans/leggings and usually called Emma or Claire, these are the stock female crowd in many big cities like London or Paris. Often found as hangers-on in bars, these females are generally quiet and usually spend their time with bemused expressions on their faces should anyone lower than Brad Pitt tier attempt to engage them in conversation. In addition, these are almost always the types of females found on conventional dating sites and will sit there, unresponsive, while you pay for everything.

The HipsterCunt:
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The scourge of gentrified London and some of the biggest fakers among womankind. These are the sorts of cunts who carefully co-ordinate their sloganned t-shirts and designer ripped jeans, spending an absolute fortune to look 'street' - in reality, if these cunts were forced to face a real street situation, they would cry bitter tears and phone daddy up in Cambridgeshire. Very often, these are the cunts who will crack wise on Twitter and Instagram, or host an inane vlog on shoe hauls. You will see them in hordes at the front stage of music concerts, enthusiastically shaking to a band which they have never heard of, all in a bid to be noticed by their boyfriends who are the genuine fans.

The NightClubCunt:
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You could be forgiven for thinking that these females are Fantasia-like statues, as they are totally aloof and unresponsive to men unless the very best looking, richest or most important come within a 20-metre radius of them - at which point their stony, sculpted exteriors suddenly become warm and welcoming. In reality, outside of celebrity circles, these cunts are usually 18-24yo students or menial workers like baristas, PAs or runners by day; transforming into the inaccessible beauties by night who get everything they want. The category of white females used to dupe morons like Genetic Shit into thinking all white women are the sexual ambrosia.

The Shameless BritishCunt:
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No doubt mirrored by other country sub-cultures, these females aspire to be true nightclubcunts and are largely overweight, very slutty and tend to manifest in the poorer areas of the UK (predominantly the North). They tend to prefer alpha males who are bald Borreby meatheads, and can be regularly seen in Primark or on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Whilst obvious in nightclubs, they can be identified elsewhere by their NFL-tier forearms, comedy eyebrows and an ability to drink more than your weight in cider & black. These cunts are the most likely to look completely horrific without make-up than any other, and will spend huge amounts of time on suntans and fake eybrows - sadly, they don't spend the same time washing their disease-ridden klunges.

The BusinessCunt:
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Very often the ambitious, late-20s, money driven version of one of the other cunt-types described here, these are the sorts of obnoxious females who infest every office at middle-management tier and above. Usually, these specimens don't do anything constructive; coming out with a load of impenetrable management speak which drowns out the levels of their sheer incompetence and the fact that they are being carried by their team. Heavily reliant on their hard-working male counterparts, these cunts will limp through their jobs, out of their depth, until the golden opportunity arises to get pregnant and claim full maternity leave - whilst cucks pick up the slack for them during those glorious 9 months. Self-entitled to the max, these are the sorts of cunts who will bark at you to give up your seat for them on public transport. They seem to all wear the same pin-striped power suit and plain black stinking stilettos.

The InnerCityCunt:
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Obvious parallels to US ghetto/hood rats, the British version is especially obnoxious to all men beyond her tenement neighbourhood. Not to be confused with Hipstercunts who try to be street and ghetto, these are the genuine, poverty-tier article. Typified by having a 'glamourous' name inversely proportional to their wealth, i.e. LaKesha, Tenisha, CuntSha; as well as being the sorts of FaceBook and Instagram fodder who festoon their feeds with inane pictures of their latest 'healthy' and disgusting looking meal, endless black sterotype memes and despite their own often obese fatbodies, will post many sexual images of attractive men going down on a fat caricature; as if a 'real man' would ever touch their rotten vaginas. They often spout out cod-psychology inspirational messages for a better future; yet are ironically guaranteed to be doomed single mothers on benefits by the age of 20.

The OldCunt (aka cougar, MILF etc):
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These can vary dramatically, depending on their original cunt type:
i) Cunts who have settled for a beta-provider
ii) Lonely cunts who held out, trying to domesticate alpha males and failing
iii) Lecherous single mothers who go from man to man, invariably being dumped repeatedly for being such a slut

All oldcunts have one thing in common - their bitterness and despair due to their waning looks, losing the very gifts that allowed them free passage in their earlier days. Make no mistake, their lofty standards and true sexual market value have not lowered that much due to the desperation of average men; but the crucial aspect here is that the attractive, top 20% of males (i.e. the only males who register as visible on the cunt optical spectrum) no longer look in their direction - which kills these old cunts and drives them to cling on to youth at all costs. Many of these cunts begin to develop a moral conscience once their free shagging days are over; and are the chief promoters of 'women's issues' - issues which all boil down to "I'm bitter about being old, ugly, and unattractive to the best looking men. I deserve more - don't judge me!"



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Classic thread

I am now officially triggered

Maybe add the non-ghetto black/mullatos or Asians who get treated like Jennifer Laurence because they have a sub 30 BMI
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Ceran wrote: Maybe add the non-ghetto black/mullatos or Asians who get treated like Jennifer Laurence because they have a sub 30 BMI

Good call - I suppose Asian cunts are a specific case are worthy of their own category; I guess a few other nationalities could be described, too.

I did also wonder about feminists - but these, to quote Chaka Khan, are every shitcunt.



Norwood Cemetery wrote: The category of white females used to dupe morons like Genetic Shit into thinking all white women are the sexual ambrosia."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Number 1 is spot on. Those are the sort of women who only date some lankey 6,3ft ugly typically middle class british guy called Chris or Edward whos got a boring well paying job. They often sit around in bars in London always with a pint of beer or maybe some wine. They also seem to be constantly talking in a belittling sarcastic tone to anyone as you said who isnt Brad Pitt tier or fits the nerdy middle class english guy probably because they were a dorky little nerd in school.

Number 2 i've never really had a problem with, probably because i've been way to smashed to care when i see them.


Number 3 are typically like number 1 except they were more of the cooler girls back in school. Just finished a degree at some red brick university and have managed to get a internship or hooked up through some people at a decent company in London because they have a set of tits. Will mirror what happens on made in chelsea and think they're celebrity tier at the clubs with their middle partings and high heels. Probably the most attractive out of the girls despite constantly saying yeah as ' YAHHH' .
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Norwood Cemetery wrote:Out and about in Britain's green and pleasant land, I've seen many different types of females. And despite there being so many flavours and varieties, in my personal opinion they all have one thing in common: they are all cunts. Some of the more common examples are as follows - and if I've forgotten any, my apologies:

The Urban Free-Wheeling Cunt:
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Predominantly middle-class, these cunts are easily identified due to their mish-mash of clothing cultures; bastardizing different fashions from all eras until they all end up looking... exactly the fucking same. Stinking ballet pumps, drooping tops, tight jeans/leggings and usually called Emma or Claire, these are the stock female crowd in many big cities like London or Paris. Often found as hangers-on in bars, these females are generally quiet and usually spend their time with bemused expressions on their faces should anyone lower than Brad Pitt tier attempt to engage them in conversation. In addition, these are almost always the types of females found on conventional dating sites and will sit there, unresponsive, while you pay for everything.

The HipsterCunt:
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The scourge of gentrified London and some of the biggest fakers among womankind. These are the sorts of cunts who carefully co-ordinate their sloganned t-shirts and designer ripped jeans, spending an absolute fortune to look 'street' - in reality, if these cunts were forced to face a real street situation, they would cry bitter tears and phone daddy up in Cambridgeshire. Very often, these are the cunts who will crack wise on Twitter and Instagram, or host an inane vlog on shoe hauls. You will see them in hordes at the front stage of music concerts, enthusiastically shaking to a band which they have never heard of, all in a bid to be noticed by their boyfriends who are the genuine fans.

The NightClubCunt:
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You could be forgiven for thinking that these females are Fantasia-like statues, as they are totally aloof and unresponsive to men unless the very best looking, richest or most important come within a 20-metre radius of them - at which point their stony, sculpted exteriors suddenly become warm and welcoming. In reality, outside of celebrity circles, these cunts are usually 18-24yo students or menial workers like baristas, PAs or runners by day; transforming into the inaccessible beauties by night who get everything they want. The category of white females used to dupe morons like Genetic Shit into thinking all white women are the sexual ambrosia.

The Shameless BritishCunt:
Image
No doubt mirrored by other country sub-cultures, these females aspire to be true nightclubcunts and are largely overweight, very slutty and tend to manifest in the poorer areas of the UK (predominantly the North). They tend to prefer alpha males who are bald Borreby meatheads, and can be regularly seen in Primark or on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Whilst obvious in nightclubs, they can be identified elsewhere by their NFL-tier forearms, comedy eyebrows and an ability to drink more than your weight in cider & black. These cunts are the most likely to look completely horrific without make-up than any other, and will spend huge amounts of time on suntans and fake eybrows - sadly, they don't spend the same time washing their disease-ridden klunges.

The BusinessCunt:
Image
Very often the ambitious, late-20s, money driven version of one of the other cunt-types described here, these are the sorts of obnoxious females who infest every office at middle-management tier and above. Usually, these specimens don't do anything constructive; coming out with a load of impenetrable management speak which drowns out the levels of their sheer incompetence and the fact that they are being carried by their team. Heavily reliant on their hard-working male counterparts, these cunts will limp through their jobs, out of their depth, until the golden opportunity arises to get pregnant and claim full maternity leave - whilst cucks pick up the slack for them during those glorious 9 months. Self-entitled to the max, these are the sorts of cunts who will bark at you to give up your seat for them on public transport. They seem to all wear the same pin-striped power suit and plain black stinking stilettos.

The InnerCityCunt:
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Obvious parallels to US ghetto/hood rats, the British version is especially obnoxious to all men beyond her tenement neighbourhood. Not to be confused with Hipstercunts who try to be street and ghetto, these are the genuine, poverty-tier article. Typified by having a 'glamourous' name inversely proportional to their wealth, i.e. LaKesha, Tenisha, CuntSha; as well as being the sorts of FaceBook and Instagram fodder who festoon their feeds with inane pictures of their latest 'healthy' and disgusting looking meal, endless black sterotype memes and despite their own often obese fatbodies, will post many sexual images of attractive men going down on a fat caricature; as if a 'real man' would ever touch their rotten vaginas. They often spout out cod-psychology inspirational messages for a better future; yet are ironically guaranteed to be doomed single mothers on benefits by the age of 20.

The OldCunt (aka cougar, MILF etc):
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These can vary dramatically, depending on their original cunt type:
i) Cunts who have settled for a beta-provider
ii) Lonely cunts who held out, trying to domesticate alpha males and failing
iii) Lecherous single mothers who go from man to man, invariably being dumped repeatedly for being such a slut

All oldcunts have one thing in common - their bitterness and despair due to their waning looks, losing the very gifts that allowed them free passage in their earlier days. Make no mistake, their lofty standards and true sexual market value have not lowered that much due to the desperation of average men; but the crucial aspect here is that the attractive, top 20% of males (i.e. the only males who register as visible on the cunt optical spectrum) no longer look in their direction - which kills these old cunts and drives them to cling on to youth at all costs. Many of these cunts begin to develop a moral conscience once their free shagging days are over; and are the chief promoters of 'women's issues' - issues which all boil down to "I'm bitter about being old, ugly, and unattractive to the best looking men. I deserve more - don't judge me!"


That's a pretty comprehensive list you have compiled there Norwood, and one could argue that the above list is an accurate description of a lot (but not all) women in western countries.

You can thank 50+ of entitlement feminism for the bad attitude, rotten behavior and narcissism of the modern female.

Oh, forgive me for sounding like a white knight/mangina here (I am not), but I have a real weakness for English women, I think that they are among the most sexiest women in Europe, I have had some of my best sex with English hookers, they are great in bed.
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@Master Yoda

Much love for you brah, but you praising British females is like a knife between the shoulder blades. In your defence, none are as bad as Australian females, so I guess I can sort of see you point.

Norwood Cemetery wrote:@Master Yoda

Much love for you brah, but you praising British females is like a knife between the shoulder blades. In your defence, none are as bad as Australian females, so I guess I can sort of see you point.


Believe me that wasn't my intention, as your post was an accurate depiction of the modern British/Western female. There is something about British women I find very sexy, the nice white skin, their accent, but fuck they are good in bed.

Norwood Cemetery wrote:@Master Yoda

Much love for you brah, but you praising British females is like a knife between the shoulder blades. In your defence, none are as bad as Australian females, so I guess I can sort of see you point.

Didnt know australians were as bad as english women. I know they're massive whores but i've had the most success with them on tinder. No english women. Probably because the slappers are just passing through.

Never got why everyone talked about australia, its mean to be shit and boring.

BreakingBad wrote:Didnt know australians were as bad as english women. I know they're massive whores but i've had the most success with them on tinder. No english women. Probably because the slappers are just passing through.

This is an interesting point. I think there is a difference in certain cunts depending on whether they are at home or in a foreign country.

For example, any US or Japanese cunts I've met in the UK have largely been less severe than British females, and in some cases, even friendly. Yet the US/Jap natives are widely reported to be among the most cuntish of cunts.

I think there is a different mindset to individuals depending on whether they have moved around the world or not.

Here most women are feministcunts and by far they are the worst to deal with

Stylite wrote:It's insightful threads like this that position this forum well above lookism


came back here in the first time in months and I agree. Every thread on that site now is just fags gossiping about who is better looking or whatever. Literally woman tier

Norwood Cemetery wrote:
BreakingBad wrote:Didnt know australians were as bad as english women. I know they're massive whores but i've had the most success with them on tinder. No english women. Probably because the slappers are just passing through.

This is an interesting point. I think there is a difference in certain cunts depending on whether they are at home or in a foreign country.

For example, any US or Japanese cunts I've met in the UK have largely been less severe than British females, and in some cases, even friendly. Yet the US/Jap natives are widely reported to be among the most cuntish of cunts.

I think there is a different mindset to individuals depending on whether they have moved around the world or not.


All my tinder fucks have been australians or Americans. I've never done a english women off tinder. Probably because the majority of them have tons of guys to choose from their social circles whether traveling women dont. I said this before somewhere, its legit. Australian girls are meant to be very hard in Australia because the guys earn good money there and when you're backpacking around, people know you dont have any money. Whether when they come here you can fake it or play off their desperate vibe they have because they arent here for long and dont know anyone. I told an Aussie girl i was apart of the Rugby team up in Leeds and love the nights out with the lads :lol: Never even played a minute in my life

Good thread. This is the type of content that should be on these forums more often. Take a peek at lookism to see the inverse of these types of threads.
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Yeah as ceran said, but classify those girls under the "Instacunts" moniker, then you can group a large array of women without having the make more categories.

I always see these girls posing in places like westfields or other packed shitholes.

gogger wrote:
came back here in the first time in months and I agree. Every thread on that site now is just fags gossiping about who is better looking or whatever. Literally woman tier


That's what this site was like as well before the forum split, it's good that lookism exists because it contains all the fucking children.

gobman3000 wrote: it's good that lookism exists because it contains all the fucking faggots.

FTFY

no because i barley leave the house
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i'm an 18 year old virgin i cant breath chew or sleep i have constant head aches i'm bullied by my family i'm ugly as fuck and everybody would be happier if i ate a bullet

Clearly halloffame material, it was time to make a thread like this.
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Nightclub cunts, businesscunts are common, the free-whelling cunts are a dime a dozen, they're everywhere. Only a 6'4'' good looking white guy with a big job is good enough for them.
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The royalty cunt


that would be fun to add !

***The Royal cunt sounds better
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